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The 10 Ugliest Celebrity Babies Of All Time

One of the great mysteries of the universe that has yet to be explained is why most really attractive people come from ugly parents while really attractive people seem to produce nothing but butt-ugly babies. There really seems to be no scientific answer, but the ugly baby epidemic is running rampant through Hollywood these days. For every Suri Cruise, there's thousands of other heinous celebrity babies you've probably never heard of. The sad part is when they grow up into ugly adults (Rumer Willis, for example), they will undoubtedly try to become actors just like their parents and be rejected for being too ugly. Then they develop a drug addictions and end up accidentally having babies of their own that are even uglier than they are. It's a vicious cycle.


#10 Amanda Peet's Baby (Frances) - The spirit of Chucky has always been able to reincarnate into new dolls, so what's to stop him from being reincarnated into a human baby? Be careful Amanda, Frances may not be your friend til the end.

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#9 Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby (Maddie Briann) - We haven't seen Private Pyle since he blew his head off in the latrine, but it looks like he's back as a female baby. It decreases his chances of having to enter the military again, so I'd have to say it was a smart move.
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