The whole celebrity sex tape craze is very simple to explain. Sure we all want to see what they look like naked, but what we really want is to make sure that they're just as bad at sex as we are. The good news is most of them are even worse at sex than average people. After you see what the female celebrities boobs look like there's really no reason to keep watching. All that happens after that is the guy says "you're so fucking beautiful, baby" about 137 times while the girl lays there and moans like a goat in heat.
#10 Kim Kardashian And Ray J - Kim followed in Paris' footsteps with another hour long display of what sex with a socialite slut is ... they just lay there. Then you add in some horrendous R&B porno music and you have yourself one craptastic sex tape. And is it just me or does Kim look like a female version Shrek?
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#9 Meg White - Thanks to the brilliant minds at Liquid Generation the sex tape has been proven to be true. The only problem is she reminds us all of that one fat girl we hooked up with in college that we kind of regretted and she has mom boobs.
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