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I Lost On Jeopardy

The 10 Best SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skits Of All Time

What if Celebrity Jeopardy was actually real? What if all the celebrities in the world were extremely pretentious , self-centered and borderline mentally retarded? That would mean that the world would have no role models left. You could argue that scientists, doctors and revolutionary world leaders should be the people were should model ourselves after anyway, but that's so not true. The world we live in today is not run on brains, it's run on really attractive people. In case you don't believe me try going anywhere in public these days. The hot people are running it and the uglies are just sitting by themselves in a corner eating nachos wishing they were hot but they can't stop eating food so they can't stop being ufly. We need to get rid of ugly people. They're so boring.

#10 Nicholas Cage & Calisa Flockhart - You're Harrison Ford and you have any woman in the world. You choose Calista Flockhart? Really? She's a chicken head, but not in a good way. Her head actually looks like a chickn. Lay off the weed, Dr. Jones.