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Top 10 Celebrity Douche Bags

The text book definition of a douche bag is a person with an over-inflated sense of self worth, corresponded by a low level of intelligence. Common characteristics of a douche bag are pre-ripped designer clothing, Chinese lettering tattoos, wearing sunglasses at night, guyliner, oversized jeans, wife-beater tanks tops, sea shell necklaces, polo shirts with popped collars, hats turned at an angle and Livestrong bracelets. The sad part is, none of these celebrities will ever realize they're douche bags. How could they? They're douche bags.

#10 John Mayer - Nothing douchier than a guy who thinks he's really funny and isn't. I had the privilege of meeting John before he was famous. You know the dudes who laugh at their own jokes and stare at everyone waiting for them to laugh too? That's John Mayer.